#23 Does Dinosaurs Wear Socks?

She sat there quietly, lost in her work. The keyboard clicked away as she wrote another email, the icons growing smaller and smaller on the screen, the more work she did. Pages of text, documents scattered about, and an overflowing table of material. She was working in the library, and seldom noticed even the slight distractions the workplace afforded. She worked for a few hours, then packed up, and headed out to the subway.

She had a 20 minute ride back to the small apartment she called home. It wasn’t much, and it wasn’t exactly where she wanted to be in her life, but it was where she was at that moment. She was resigned to that, and on the worst of days she longed to escape. The best of days were almost acceptable, and the absolute best of days allowed her to feel at home, even so far away from her family.

As she sat on the train, a rare luxury, she lost herself in her mind filled with work. Things still to be done tomorrow, things to be done tonight, things that should have been done weeks ago, and things that she realized wouldn’t get done despite her best intentions. These always fell into the ‘personal’ projects. Work paid the bills, and work got done.

“Does dinosaurs wear socks, mama?”, the little girl three seats down yelped loud enough for the entire car to hear. The mother was tired, a long day behind her, hoping that her daughter would stop asking questions about extinct animal’s footwear.

“I don’t know”, she mumbled to her child.

The little girl wasn’t happy with that response. She had recently learned about dinosaurs – these great big huge beasts that dominated all around them. They were magical in that they didn’t have to do anything all day other than look cool and eat things. They didn’t have parents to listen to, teachers to mind, or rooms to clean up. They weren’t bossed around to death, they were the boss. And their feet may have gotten cold, for all the little girl knew, and so would they have dinosaur sized socks or not? She had to find out.

So the little girl jumped up and wandered down the slim aisle of the train car. The woman, still pre-occupied with her thoughts, became aware of the little one’s presence approximately a second before she spoke.

“do you know if dinosaurs wear socks?”, the girl asked the woman.

Any other day, the woman would have smiled, but politely said “No” or “I don’t know”. But something in the girl’s eyes spoke to her. The girl, no more than 4, seemed to have nothing but excitement and wonderment in her eyes. No worries about the world, about asking people she didn’t know strange questions, or about spending her time on frivolous Jurassic explorations. No, the little girl just seemed innocently interested in the claw coverings of the T-Rex, or of Mosasaur mitts.  Something begged the woman to indulge her.

“I suppose they must have”, the woman began. “Dinosaur’s didn’t live in houses”.

The girl’s eyes lit up further. “Ya… they lived outside!”, she eagerly said. The mother looked slightly down the car to see whom had started speaking to her daughter. Seeing the woman, the mother nodded in tacit endorsement of the interaction, happy to have the child spend time bothering someone else for once.

“And do you know what it’s like outside?”, the woman asked.

“It’s COLD!”, squealed the girl.

“Yes, so they must have had socks to keep their feet warm”, said the woman. The little girl nodded in approval.

Ten minutes later they had parted ways, their chat expanding to all sorts of dinosaur clothing and lifestyle. The girl, tired from her long conversation, curled up in the stroller her mother pushed, and the mother smiled at the woman, thanking her for making the child a bit more manageable. The woman would never see the child or mother again, thus was life living in the big city. But as she walked away, she mused to herself about the interaction.

“Life in the city is cold. But perhaps every so often, breaking away from the concerns of my life can make it warm. Just like the socks that the dinosaur’s wore”

Dedicated to a friend.

[SSDay]

#22 Jim the Bunny Learns to Knit

Jim hopped through the forest with a giant grin on his face. He’d just grabbed a bunch of files from Jabberpaw, and had covered his internet tracks by paying off Sylvester the snake. Now he just needed to get home and load up his found files.

On the way, he tripped, since he wasn’t the most coordinated bunny in the world. In doing so, his Lucky Rabbit’s Foot USB drive fell off of the tuft of fur he’d attached it to, and it fell into the mud puddle. For the next 3 days he spent most of his time trying to remove all of the mud from the contacts so that he could read the drive once more. This was annoying, so he decided he needed to buy a cover for his drive.

Unfortunately, Amazon doesn’t sell covers for Lucky Rabbit’s Foot USB drives. Jim was in a proverbial, thankfully not actual, pickle. His only solution was to make one. So that’s how it came to be that he hopped over to the sheep flock, and found Kay the sheep.

Kay was well known throughout the Woods as the premier knitting expert of all of the Animals. She used only the best yarn, which she stole off of her husband, Jay the Sheep. Jay had the best wool in the Woods, when he had a chance to grow it before Kay shore it off.

Kay was impressed to see Jim hop up.

“Here to learn to Knit”? She asked.

“No, I just want a cover for my USB drive”, he responded. Kay always wanted to teach people to knit.

“OK, that’ll be $400”, Kay responded without batting a sheep eyelash.

“WHAT?!?”, Jim’s bunny jaw dropped. Prices had gone up considerably since the last time he’d worked with Kay.

“Well, Jay’s charging more for the raw materials, but really the bulk of the price increase is that I’m just too busy to help you these days, Jim”, she said with a grin, “You see, I’ve become a world famous knitting sheep”.

Jim was incredulous. He’d been a customer of Kay’s for years. She’d knitted his tail cozy, his carrot-shaped shopping bag, and his winter coat.

“Can’t you cut me a break?”, he asked.

“Well, I might have a solution”, she responded.

So it happened that Jim the Bunny was compelled to learn to knit, to become Kay’s assistant, in exchange for a custom lucky rabbit foot’s USB cover. Initially reluctant, Jim was at least consoled by the regular pay. Plus he was able to trade his knitted work for access to Jabberpaw’s extensive media library. The bear might have been a loaner, but he did enjoy custom sweaters.

[SSDay]

#21 Probably, Maybe, Sorta, We’ll See

Probably, Maybe, Sorta, We’ll See
A parent’s first line of defense
Non-commitment in words to thee
Leave children’s nerves tense.

Perhaps, Might, If you’re lucky
Hauntingly dance through the little mind
Will I get the toy? Will I go see a friend?
My scattered desires all entwined

Remember dearest parents, the times when you
thought you just might burst while you wait
Help your young ones to get through
life until that far-off date!

[SSDay]

#20 Jabberpaw FAQ

Everything you’d want to know about our torrent loving bear friend.

Name: Jabberpaw T. Mezzyuup

Occupation: Scary bear in the woods

Age: 10

Favorite Color: Grey

Favorite Food: Bunny rabbits

Favorite Leisure Activity: Watching movies, chilling in his cave, terrorizing smaller animals.

Best Friend: Sylvester the Snake

Internet Service Provider: TurtleNet (For now… may be switching to RodentWire in the near future).

Jabberpaw, known as “Jabber” to his friends and soon to be eaten enemies, lives in the Woods along with the lovable cast we’ve already met in previous stories. Jabber spends most of his time sleeping, or wandering around looking for food. When he isn’t hungry or tired, he retires to his massive home entertainment set up, and watches various television shows (such as Jersey Shore, American Idol, and anything on Bravo), and a number of movies he’s downloaded or streamed. He has an active subscription to Netflix, Hulu Plus, Amazon Prime, and a variety of other lesser-known services. He frequently trolls usenet groups looking for various unsavory things. He also enjoys fishing, with his favorite rod being simply his ginormous paw. Jabber was born of Mr. & Mrs. Mezzyuup, who moved from the Woods to Florida a number of years ago. Jabber is an only child, introverted, and typically known as a loaner. He briefly dated Bob the Turtle’s cousin, Rita, but it didn’t work out.

[SSDay]

#19 Too Much Time

I was in a hurry, but now am not
Time is abundant, flowing, and hot
I sit and I wait, unaware of the time
Consumed by trouble, verse and rhyme

Switching perspective, it changes me so
When in a hurry, I always had to go
But now I’m calm, yet worried as well
I wish for moderation, to unlock the cell.

[SSDay]
Also, this is somewhat of a companion to #17, In A Hurry

#18 Jumping off the Page

Bob sat down to write the story. He’d had the idea incubating for a number of years, but it was never complete until that day when he realized what the best resolution for the story could be. He was eager, and opened up the word document he’d been keeping for, what seemed like, an eternity. Today he’d write the last 1000 words, and be done. He felt giddy with excitement.

About 10 minutes into his writing, he heard a noise behind him. He turned to find a beautiful woman standing there. She was dressed conservatively, but could not hide her shape.

“Do I know you”, he said to her. She smiled.

“Yes, although we haven’t met in real life”.

“How did you get in? What’s your handle online?”, he realized that she couldn’t answer both questions at the same time, but each was equally nagging to him. He didn’t live in the best part of town, so his doors were always locked. And not living in the best part of town meant he found a great deal of companionship with friends online. He had over 1000 Facebook friends, surely she must have been one of them who was able to find him.

“I don’t know how I got in”, she said.

“What do you mean?”, he replied.

“One minute I was standing out in my backyard, and the next minute I was here”.

She didn’t seem like she was lying, and something about her felt oddly familiar.

“Where do you know me from?”, he said, as he stood up.

“We know each other from…”, she stopped. “Well, from…”. This continued about a half-dozen times, she would begin to speak but stop herself, with a puzzled look coming over her face.

“I don’t know how I know you”, she said, reluctantly. “But I do – you’re very familiar to me”.

He felt the same way, and had the same odd feeling of knowing the mystery woman beyond a passing meeting. He took a pen and scrap of paper and began to write down random facts about her, as they came to his mind.

“Are any of these right?”, he said, handing her the paper.

“They’re spot-on”, she said. “My name is Calissa, I live in the southwest, and I’m a bit of a workaholic”. He’d included the last one, feeling a bit bad. After all, that could be taken either way, as a compliment or a character flaw. She seemed to gravitate toward the latter.

“What do you know about me?”, he asked.

“Nothing specific – I don’t even know where this place is. It just seems really familiar”. She stood there, across from him, as he tried to put the pieces together. Suddenly, he rushed to his computer, a look of horror coming over his face.

“Calissa – but nobody calls you that – they call you Kelly – right?”. She nodded.

“Oh God! This isn’t possible”. He quickly punched CTRL-F on his keyboard, typed “Calissa” into the find box. It returned the first result.

Calissa never was there for him, she was always working, always off on some business trip or personal errand. In brief moments, Robert could see the shadow of her former self. The old Calissa, before the world happened and she adopted the nickname. Here he was again, alone at the house. She’d walked outside, but when he looked for her, she’d disappeared. 

She looked over his shoulder in disbelief. He quickly saved the document and minimized it.

“Why do you have details about my life written down there? Have you been stalking me?”, she asked accusatorially.

“Kelly, this is kind of hard to explain”, he said, as he offered her a seat, and sat down himself. “You’re someone I made up, years ago, in my story”.

“That’s impossible! I’m as real as you are”, she replied incredulously.

“And yet you don’t know how you got here, and I know a lot about you, and you know little about me other than familiarity”. He replied.

“So how did I get here”, she asked.

“I don’t know”, he said. “Maybe it was something I wrote”.

He opened up the word document again, and read the last paragraph:

He was changing everything, out with the old, in with something unknown. Everyone he knew he was casting out, starting with the frigid girl he rarely saw

“Robert thinks I’m frigid!?!”, she had read over his shoulder once more.

“I guess he does – when I write I sorta lose myself in it. I guess Robert was cleaning house, and you were something he cleaned out. But how you got here, how you became as real to me as I am, I have no idea”.

They found him 4 days after the leak had been discovered and fixed. They didn’t know his house had been affected. It wasn’t until he’d been reported missing that they went searching. He’d gone quickly, slumped over the keyboard of his computer. On the screen, they found his final words.

“He had changed his mind, he wanted her back. After all they had been through, they were finally together again. “I love you Bob”, she said as they drifted off to sleep.

[SSDay]

#17 In A Hurry

I’m in a hurry
A rush you see
I’m in a hurry
Don’t you dare bother me

Things to do, bags to pack
A list a mile long
Papers to gather, books to stack
An urge to right all that’s wrong

I’m in a hurry
Time nearly ran out.
I’m in a hurry
Without a

[SSDay]

#16 Take It Away

The old library sat unused, the new one sat next door. The old library was the site of many a hot debate by impassioned undergraduates inspired to succeed as they were the first to attend college in their family, the first to be able to sit around all day and think as opposed to work. The first to be given that sort of freedom. The new library’s claim to fame was that it sported a coffee bar, and lots of big plush chairs near power outlets.

The old car sits on the used car lot, abandoned by it’s owner. They had been through good and bad, and many jury-rigged fixes in place of regular maintenance. He had driven it down to fumes numerous times, praying that it could make it just a bit farther to the next gas station. It had been where he got his first traffic ticket, and made out with his future-wife. Now the new car sat in the garage,  and he felt he’d earned it through years of hard work. But it never felt the same.

The old computer waits for the child to play with it. It’s the location of the first article she wrote, and where she slaved over her resume that she used to get the position she loved. It’s the computer that held the games which she used to relax after a long day studying. It’s the computer that traveled the 2 hour commute during her first years of working here. Now the new computer purrs and moves about quickly, she seldom thinks of the old clunker.

The old lover feels the sting of the rejection, and sits lonely with the old friends, and the forgotten family. They wonder aloud why they were abandoned, why they were cast aside as useless by the person they once knew. The replacements never see their predecessors, they are too busy enjoying the time with their new friend.

It’s fine and well to take away the old and replace with the new when progress demands. But one should carefully consider the consequences, directly proportional to the sentience of the object being replaced.

[SSDay]

#15 TurtleNet Tech Support

TurtleNet Tech: Thank you for contacting TurtleNet Technical Support, my name is Ricky, how can I help you today?

JtBunny11: Ricky? Bob come on, I know you’re the only tech. But whatever, we need to talk about my download speeds. They’re horribly slow man.

TurtleNet Tech: Yes, I am understanding that you are having trouble downloading files?

JtBunny11: Well, not just that – downloading anything, it’s really slow. Are you limiting my speed or something?

TurtleNet Tech: What files are you downloading Mr. Bunny? It is possible they are large.

JtBunny11: Are you listening to me? It’s not just files, and for your reference, the files I do download are never more than 10 megabytes, and I never stream movies or music. But still, a 4 meg download takes 10-20 minutes! And this is broadband Tier 3, your highest service!

TurtleNet Tech: Often downloads are slow due to network congestion in your neighborhood.

JtBunny11: It’s not like Jabberpaw lives near me Bob – come on, you’re limiting me aren’t you?

TurtleNet Tech: I do not know who Bob is, and I cannot speak about other customers’ usage. Are you downloading large amounts of ‘torrents’?

JtBunny11: Bob is the owner of your company Ricky, but whatever. No, I’m not downloading ‘torrents’, I’m downloading things like images in web pages. I go to The Bunny Times and the articles take a minute and a half to load. That isn’t normal Ricky.

TurtleNet Tech: We do not show any problems on your account.

JtBunny11: So it’s supposed to take 3 minutes to load the Bunny Obituaries?

TurtleNet Tech: We do not show any problems on your account.

JtBunny11: Look Bob, I know you’re sore about our past dealings, but this isn’t fair. Tim the Field Mouse lives next door, and his speeds are fine!

TurtleNet Tech: We do not show any problems on your account.

JtBunny11: I’ma gonna come over there and flip you again Bob. You’re asking for it.

TurtleNet Tech: You should be aware that Mr. Bob has hired Jabberpaw for security. Mr. Jabberpaw is anxious to see you again Mr. Bunny.

JtBunny11: You guys suck.

[SSDay]

#14 A Valentine’s Day Poem

The flowers were shaking, as I walked to the door
My senses were confused, they were torn
I was about to meet a girl, for the first time in person
Yet I was calm, not anxious or scared.

Time passed, we bonded, and we longed to take the next step
I became We, and We found peace with each other
We decided to be together forever, eternity, for always.
Still I was calm, not anxious or scared.

Now it’s been nearly 13 years, my love.
We’re in a pattern of love and respect, we finish each other’s thoughts.
We anchor ourselves against the rock we built.
Calmly, not anxious or scared.

[SSDay]