While out today I saw this truck…
People parking near him were out of luck
When you park that poorly, I guess I can see
Why you overcompensate so thorough-a-ly
After that I saw this cart
Placed perfect like a work of art
I suspect it was left by a person in need
Whose tendencies ran a bit OCD
Finally I saw this bag
To hold things securely, read the tag
I don’t want to disparage the praises it sings
But wouldn’t a thief just steal all the things?