Quotes On Homepage

Anyone who cares might find it interesting to read some of my favorite quotes, now on the top of the sidebar on the right. You can read them by waiting 20 seconds for each to reload, or just look at the list below (automatically updated as I add quotes I find).

Catch on fire with enthusiasm and people will come for miles to watch you burn.

— Poorly Translated Fortune Cookie

I do not feel obligated to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reasons, and intellect has intended us to forgo their use.

— Galileo Galilei

If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them

— Isaac Asimov

Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something.

— Plato

Luck has a way of rewarding those who do not depend on it

— Robert Guillaume

God grant me the serenity to remember who I am

— Joe South, “Games People Play”

Some say life is unfair. Hey, I don’t know, I don’t care.

— Jimmy Buffett

Speak Softly and Carry a Big Stick

— Theodore Roosevelt

I speak LOUDLY, and I carry a BIGGER Stick… and I use it too

— Yosemite Sam

Back off man, I’m a scientist

— Dr. Peter Venkman

It’s a game [baseball] you’ll hate for 5 minutes and love for 2 hours

— Mike Hargrove

Sheesh Vinny, what did my DVD collection ever do to you? Kick your cat or something?

— Jason Dunn

It’s 3:30 in the afternoon and people are trying to sleep!

— Master Shake, Aqua Teen Hunger Force

I have no idea. People who boast about their I.Q. are losers.

You’re with someone for like 2 weeks in and you’re like, F*** no way. I can’t stand this person. I’ll stay around for 5-6 years and we can end this thing violently I got time.

— Dane Cook

The only person I can be is the person I am

— Tim Cook, Interview with Charlie Rose, Sept. 2014

If society fits you comfortably enough, you call it freedom.

— Robert Frost

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