Warren Zevon was Excitable Boy
It made him quite the star,
How I wish I was Distractible Boy
It might make me happier by far!
You see I agonize, debate, and think
much too much on end
If I could switch off my mind’s timer
Some sanity it might lend.
But I do not have such ability
To pull myself offline
So I shall simply fill my day
Trusting in the divine.