Anyone Wanna Sponsor Me?

As part of my ever loving relationship with internet oddities, I’ve run across quite a few stories about people auctioning off various body parts for advertising space, with some making quite a few bucks doing it.
Since I have no body part anyone would pay anything to advertise on, I figure I’ll auction off my LiveJournal’s Advertising Space.  Here is how it works:
1. You pay to extend my subscription at LiveJournal at http://www.livejournal.com/paidaccounts/.  I’d prefer the whole year, but partial year is fine.
2. I’ll add the text “Sponsored by <your name>, <your tagline>” at the top of all my journal entries for the length of the subscription you buy.  I’ll also make it a link to your website if you wish.  I do reserve the right to reject certain taglines, so if you’re not sure, check with me first.
3. Its as simple as that – You get public exposure to my readers, I get a free LiveJournal Paid Account!
So whose gonna take me up on this?