UPDATE: Since writing this post in 2004, I’ve actually written a real Horoscope generator of sorts – an “Anti” Horoscope generator known as Jon’s Harasstrology Horriblescopes. You can use it on Facebook, Windows Phone 7, or Android!
Hey, if you’re bored, check out my Super Horoscope Generator. Right now it doesn’t have too many different horoscopes to give out, but I plan on adding more in the future. If you have a suggestion for it, or a new horoscope it could give, or just a comment, post it to this thread!