Lord, thanks for dying and all, but can’t you help my mother see that 7:30 mass isn’t the essential mass time for Easter Sunday? Furthermore, can’t you help her understand that Karey & I do not require 90 minutes to get ready – mearly 30 or so. Groggily yours, Jon.
P.S. Karey & I are sorry we didn’t get to bed until 3… but waking us up from a screaming mother at 6 was just not fair… 😉