1. Read http://www.papersplease.org/davis/index.html
2. Explain to me why this hasn’t been hyped in the news at all.
3. Predict what will happen on Dec. 9 at her arraignment.
Man leads police on low-speed lawnmower chase
“SPRINGFIELD, Ill. Maybe it seemed like a good idea at the time, but a man’s attempt to flee from police on a lawnmower ended in a return trip to prison. Police say they got a tip about a stolen riding lawnmower. When they investigated, they spotted a man driving across a cornfield near Springfield.”
When your being chased by jogging policeman, it’s a good indication that no matter how drunk you are, a riding mower is not a good getaway vehicle.
Man at Gun Show Shoots Himeself in Bathroom
“Faribault Police Sgt. Richard Larson said the 59-year-old man shot himself while removing his gun from a hook in a bathroom stall while attending the 31st annual Faribault Rifle and Pistol Club gun show on Sunday morning.”
Damn Enchiladas… guess i’ll duck in here and take care of business… gotta put my loaded rifle on the coat hook here but darn it, there ain’t no place to hang from ‘cept the trigger…
Seriously, do people think that and figure, ah, what could go wrong?
Oddly Enough News Article | Reuters.co.uk
“A German man drank too much, wet his bed and set fire to his apartment while trying to dry his bedding, police in the western town of Muelheim said on Monday.”He was too drunk to go to the toilet,” said a police spokesman. “The next morning he put a switched-on hairdryer on the bed to dry it and left the apartment.” When the 60-year-old returned, his home and belongings were in flames.”
What is it with fire and stupidity lately? It’s amazing… I now think most people shouldn’t be allowed around matches.
The Sheboygan Press – Man accused of assaulting girlfriend — with a cactus
“Nathaniel S. Radzicki was charged with felony substantial battery and misdemeanor disorderly conduct. He faces almost a decade behind bars for the alleged beating because the district attorney applied penalty enhancers for use of a “dangerous weapon” and domestic abuse.”
I guess living in a place called Sheboygan can drive you to something like this…
Ok, so if the play calls for smoking, even the most vehement anti-smoking person must admit that this is a really stupid time to complain. It’s not like the entire cast lit up, it’s not like the audience did, etc.. Ugh.