Monthly Archives: November 2005

Man leads police on low-speed lawnmower chase “SPRINGFIELD, Ill. Maybe it seemed like a good idea at the time, but a man’s attempt to flee from police on a lawnmower ended in a return trip to prison. Police say they got a tip about a stolen riding lawnmower. When they […]

Stupid People Alert: Getaway Mower

Man at Gun Show Shoots Himeself in Bathroom “Faribault Police Sgt. Richard Larson said the 59-year-old man shot himself while removing his gun from a hook in a bathroom stall while attending the 31st annual Faribault Rifle and Pistol Club gun show on Sunday morning.” Damn Enchiladas… guess i’ll duck […]

Stupid People Alert: Bang Bang

Oddly Enough News Article | “A German man drank too much, wet his bed and set fire to his apartment while trying to dry his bedding, police in the western town of Muelheim said on Monday.”He was too drunk to go to the toilet,” said a police spokesman. “The […]

Stupid People Alert: Fire Is Hot

The Sheboygan Press – Man accused of assaulting girlfriend — with a cactus “Nathaniel S. Radzicki was charged with felony substantial battery and misdemeanor disorderly conduct. He faces almost a decade behind bars for the alleged beating because the district attorney applied penalty enhancers for use of a “dangerous weapon” […]

SPA: Sheboygan Cacti